Friday, Jan. 14, 2005 - 2:52 p.m.
This is the transcript from an actual conversation with my four year old cousin John (from December 23rd)....
Picture it---Poor CROWHIHS sitting on the couch wrapping presents for my uncle who is swamped at work and from whom I may need a favor someday. His three kids each get a different type of wrapping paper (so I do not get confused) and said wrapping paper and presents are EVERYWHERE.
John: "Cousin CROWHIHS?" He asks while looking around my livingroom. "Is the reason your house is all messy because you have been....uuummmm....drinking all day?"
Me: "I'm sorry John, what?"
John: "You know," he says while pretending to drink out of a fake glass "DRINKING!"
Me: "No, why?"
John: "Hmmmmm, alright then."
Me: "Why would you ask me that?"
John: "I have my sources."
Needless to say at this point his two siblings are laughing with tears in their eyes.
Gotta love the gossip of a four year old.
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