Thursday, May. 20, 2004 - 11:09 a.m.
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.
My ten year old cousin and I had this conversation yesterday
Him: So, is it true that you are STILL not married.
Yes, why?
Him: Well, I just think it is odd that someone my Mom's age is single. I mean, how can you do anything without a husband around to explain everything to you?
I am 32 and his Mom is 36. And I used to have a husband and have chosen not to have one now.
Me: I don't need a husband -- especially one that feels the need to explain everything to me, but thanks for your concern.
Him: They have dating agencies to help you find a husband. In case you need to have your filters changed or something.
Thanks, but no.
Granted the kid is 10, but my God--I felt like I was the second gunman on the grassy knowl. So, the first weekend in June I am havng a "Becky Does Not Have a Husband, But Needs To Have Her Filters Changed (And Other Chores) BBQ. I am cashing in on all of the free babysitting I have done for my Uncles over the years. I am going to make my 10 year old cousin clean out the garage--I will call it "Training to be a husband" day.
TTFN
OKINAWA
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